Friday, May 4, 2012

Robin Miller Appointed to Red Hat Software Bored of Directors

CNN (Crazy News Nutwork)  -- Whazzup, Florida -- Red Hat CEO Jim Whitehurst, a graduate of Rice University who owns his own Delta Airlines flight attendant uniform. has appointed Robin 'Roblimo' Miller to the Red Hat Bored of Directors, replacing Greg DeKoenigsberg, who, it turns out, was not on the Bored despite a spurious news item in Bidness Weak that said he was. 

When she heard the news of her master's new job, Terri the Terrorist Terrier tweeted, "W00F!"      

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