It seems some liberals don’t like calling the least-powerful chess piece a “pawn” and feel “self-employed scout” would be less demeaning. Or something like that. And they want “bishops” to become non-denominational.

You might think this is something I am making up, that even the dumbest Schwarzenegger-loving Democrat liberal treehugger wouldn’t be this stupid, but I read it on the Weekly World News Web site so you know it’s true.

Those damn liberals do nothing but piss me off, I swear. Ever since that stupid French Revolution and the other fracas across the Atlantic where a bunch of smelly Deists tossed off God’s own anointed King of England like he was no better than a piece of waste paper and started that stupid “United States” thing, liberals have been running wild.

We need to go back to the old ways where we had a King, and people like us had RIGHTS and peasants knew their place and didn’t whine all the time about not having health insurance or paying too much taxes, and if they did we flogged them until they BLED. That is the way God set things up, and If you don’t believe me when I tell you this, go look in the Holy Bible and see if you see the Democrat Party mentioned even once. (You won’t find it!!!)

There is no room for Democrat foolishness in Chess, either. Next thing you know, those liberals are going to want to have two kings or two queens instead of a king AND a queen the way God MEANT it to be.

Grrr….. !!!

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