Miller drops out of Democratic presidential race
BRADENTON, FLORIDA — Robin ‘Roblimo’ Miller, owner of the not-very-famous roblimo.com website, announced today that he is withdrawing from the contest to become the Democratic presidential nominee in 2008. “I’d like to thank everyone who supported me in this race,” he said, “but my wife doesn’t want to live in Washington, D.C., so that’s that.” Miller declined to say if he planned to support another candidate. “Right now,” he groaned, “the only thing I want to say is that I need a nap. As John Edwards will tell you if you ask him, campaigning wears you out something fierce.”
October 16th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Darn, I’m disappointed. We have to wait over a year until we can make a deciding vote and I printed hundreds of t-shirts espousing your, “Whiskey Will Make Peace!”, campaign. I was counting on you to lead our republic to a new destiny. Now that you have withdrawn, I’m so torn between Barack and Hillary, I’m going to have to vote for Christopher Dodd’s hair. He has a mighty shock. Take a look:
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