Hillary Clinton Chooses Eliot Spitzer as Running Mate
FANTASYLAND, USA — During a press conference held earlier today, presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton invited (soon to be former) New York Governor Eliot Spitzer to run as vice president on her ticket.
“I am totally comfortable with this man in a way I am not comfortable with other potential vice presidents,” Clinton told all three assembler reporters. “Maybe it’s because he reminds me of my husband Bill.”
One reporter asked if Clinton was sure Spitzer was a Democrat. Although he claims membership in the Democratic Party, the reporter pointed out, it is usually Republicans who get caught up in sex scandals.
“Well, plenty of people accused Bill of being a secret Republican, too,” Clinton retorted. “And I was once a Republican myself. Deal with it, chumps.”