Uh-oh… new Barack Obama rumor conservatives will jump on
I heard it through the Internet grapevine, so you know it’s true. It’s worse than having a nutcase preacher at your favorite church or even a known lobbyist on your election staff.
Yes, my friends, much though I hate to spread this bit of campaign smut, I believe it’s true: Barack Obama is a heterosexual!
Look at the evidence. He is male and has a female wife — and kids, even. Worse, he is not standing on a mountaintop yelling about “family values,” which is almost always a tipoff that the yeller is a closeted homosexual. And even worse than that, Barack Obama has never been linked to even the slightest whiff of a rumor that he has picked up anyone in a public restroom, send lewd emails to male (or even female) Congressional pages or engaged in other activities common to Republicans who loudly scream about how gays shouldn’t be allowed to do this or that even though they, themselves, are secretly gay.
Are we really ready for a heterosexual president? I’m not sure. Isn’t it revolutionary enough to choose between a black man and a former drug addict’s husband?
Ah, American politics. The world’s best entertainment value!
June 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Interesting link. I’m sure that will come up. Worse, though, about Obama, is that he’s probably NOT cheating on his wife. Again, no mountain-top speeches about family values. Isn’t it weird that when you actually HAVE family values, you don’t feel the necessity to force them on everyone else?
June 15th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Taking a look at the farming landscape, there’s been some back and forth about the Farm Bill. So McCain says he opposes the farm bill that gives more farmer’s subsidies. So what will it take to get these farmers to make more from their crops? What would it take for the cost of producing crops to go down? Barack wants to assist farmers and those that bring produce to market. Could it be that the country has to move to a healthy diet from a fat-ass fastfood diet? Pulling support from farmers that have been producing for years seems a bit short-sighted. Maybe McCain’s losing a bit of his sight anyways. McCain’s a knob. Obama will trounce him in November.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Wait til they find out he fathered two black children.
June 21st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
They say politics is a dirty game. You’d better be prepared if you venture into it. There are likely to be many lies, half-truths or half-lies (same difference) said about you. Don’t have a weak stomach. Some do it for fun, just to enjoy messing others up. To make it you need to be a (wo)man of steel