Is Hillary Clinton a Secret Muslim?
We all saw the photo of Barack Obama in traditional African garb, and many of our dumber citizens thought it was proof that he was a secret Muslim.
What about this photo (above)? It’s obviously Hillary Clinton wearing an Abaya, the head-to toe “black garbage bag with eyeslits” garment devout Muslim
women wear when they’re out in public.
Do you want to see a president who is a secret Muslim? One who subjugates herself to her man no matter how badly he misbehaves? Who kisses up to America’s enemies and rejects the shorts and t-shirts that regular all-American women wear most of the time (at least here in Florida)?
As a patriot, I want a president who holds our traditions dear. I want one who drinks, cusses, and does other things devout Muslims never do.
Muslims don’t even eat pork. What kind of American president would turn up her nose at a savory pile of barbequed spare ribs? A secret Muslim one, that’s who!
A friend pointed out that this might not be Hillary Clinton, but some other woman. It’s hard to tell under all that black fabric. But I maintain that if this is really some other woman, it’s even worse. If Hillary Clinton has someone else wearing an abaya for her, what is she
hiding? Something worse than her secret Muslim faith?
Hillary is not alone!
Don’t think we’re anti-Clinton around here, because we’re not. She’s not the only candidate who has a dirty religious secret. John McCain is almost certainly a voodoo priest, says an informant who doesn’t want his name used due to fear of retaliation. Indeed, it is rumored that the nasty voodoo priest in the graphic novel Undead Evil is based on John McCain’s life story — or at least that part of his life that started when he died back in 1987 and was resurrected by a secret group of Navy witch doctors with connections to the former Soviet Union’s KGB.
