ROBLIMO NEWS NETWORK — According to a source whose name can’t be used because the Republican National Committee wants us to believe members of the GOP (Grand Obsolete Party) are all hip-hop-loving metrosexual swingers with South American girlfriends, and also enjoy orgies with teenage male Congressional pages, a highly-placed Republican official has supposedly admitted being [...]

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Florida’s economy relies heavily on retirement, and local real estate yappers constantly tell us property values here will “recover” because any day now 42 zillion boomers will start booming down I-75 and I-95 to retire here.
Boom! Boom! Boom!