TAMPA, FLORIDUH — Local alt.weekly Creative Loafing put a “bloggers wanted” post on Craigslist. Wednesday, July 22, at 6:30 p.m. some of their editors met with prospective bloggers. The beer, wine, and pizza were free, so ROBLIMO.COM WAS THERE!!!

I don’t have any thoughts about Sarah Palin. Sorry to disappoint you, but I spend absolutely no time thinking or worrying about her. Or Michael Jackson, come to think of it.

I swear, these modern “family values” people are too silly for words. Take that Mark Sanford guy, for example. He claims to be some sort of conservative, but when it comes to marriage he obviously has some new-fangled, heretical beliefs. I mean, what’s the traditional, 100% God-sanctioned method of dealing with lust? You marry her, [...]